me: what’s for dinner?
her: *spreads her legs*
so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it.
[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]
People who drink milk gross me tf out
*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*
You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?
well no one else is gonna do it