imsoshive:

me: what’s for dinner?

her: *spreads her legs*

me: 

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so, did you not cook or ….. cause popeyes closes at 10 and i need to leave now if i’m gon make it. 

[aggressively thinks about having sex with you while keeping a straight face]

ammit420:

diarrhea-princess:

People who drink milk gross me tf out

*headbutts this post and it shatters into a million pieces cuz it got weak ass bones*

Anonymous:
You're a little obsessed with yourself, aren't you?

andrewquo:

well no one else is gonna do it